Emidio & Nieces 1

Scene: Emidio Describes Singing with His Nieces

Emidio, a man with a voice like weathered velvet and eyes that flicker with old joy, leans back in his chair, cradling a chipped coffee mug. He smiles as he recalls the moment:

“You know, there’s something about singing with your nieces that heals you, even when you didn’t know you were broken. They come running into the living room with these sparkly microphones they got from the dollar store, yelling, ‘Zio Emidio! Let’s sing!’ And who am I to say no?

They always start with that one song from ‘Frozen’—you know the one—and I pretend to groan, but inside I’m flying. I take the low harmonies while they belt the high notes with all the fire in their lungs. One of them, Chiara, she closes her eyes like she’s on stage at Sanremo. The other, little Lucia, watches my mouth to stay in tune—like I’m the maestro and she’s my student.

And when we finish, they collapse in a pile of giggles on the couch, like the concert of the century just ended. They don’t know it, but in those minutes, I’m not thinking about the rent, or the war, or how tired I feel. I’m just there—singing with two little stars who think I hung the moon.”

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Salma Hayek on Healing

Beatriz : You think killing is hard? Try healing. You can break something in two seconds. But it can take forever to fix it.
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The Fifth Empire & Pax Portuguesa

Dialogue: Joe and Emidio — The Fifth Empire & Pax Portuguesa

JOE:
Emidio, meu irmão, after everything I’ve done to help build this Quinto Império, you still haven’t bought me that drink at cafeserra.website. I’m telling you—one galao, at least. Minimum wage for empire-building.

EMIDIO:
(laughs) Joe, relax. You’ll get your galao and a pastel de nata too. But first… we finalize the plan. The world is waiting for PAX PORTUGUESA.

JOE:
Oh, the world is READY, my friend. Look around. America’s confused. Europe’s tired. China’s stressed. Only one thing can save civilization now: Portuguese common sense, Portuguese humility, and Portuguese desserts.

EMIDIO:
Exactly. Nobody expects a peaceful global order based on espresso shots and saudade. That’s why it will work. Under the Fifth Empire, every nation will follow the sacred laws of:

  1. Don’t stress.
  2. Eat properly.
  3. Listen to Fado at least once a week.

JOE:
And number four—very important—stop starting stupid wars. That’s how we install PAX PORTUGUESA. We replace all NATO meetings with long lunches and grilled sardines. Wars vanish overnight.

EMIDIO:
Joe, you’re basically proposing that we rule the world using barbecues.

JOE:
Exactly! Look what the Romans did with roads. Look what the British did with tea. We will conquer with bacalhau and good vibes. The Fifth Empire won’t need armies—just aunties who guilt you into behaving.

EMIDIO:
(chuckles) You know what? That actually might work. A Portuguese tia has more power than ten generals.

JOE:
See? And when the world is finally peaceful, prosperous, and singing along to Amália Rodrigues… YOU, Emidio, will look back and say:
“Joe told me so. And I still owe him that drink.”

EMIDIO:
Alright, alright! I surrender! After we declare PAX PORTUGUESA, I’m taking you to cafeserra.website myself. Two drinks. No—three.

JOE:
Deal. And we’ll toast to the Fifth Empire—the first world empire built entirely on friendship, coffee, and the Portuguese way of taking it easy.

EMIDIO:
Viva o Quinto Império.

JOE:
Viva—now buy me that drink.

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